Saturday, November 26, 2011

Airline "Red Carpets"

I have been talking this up for a while now. The absurd "red carpets"-which are actually just shag rugs that look like they came from a whore's nest of a hotel off a thruway-that airlines have their preferred customers walk across when boarding. I am a preferred customer on United and its affiliates, and I refuse to partake in the lunacy. Finally, someone else is catching on. From the good people at Salon.com:
http://www.salon.com/2011/11/24/the_most_absurd_red_carpet_ever_at_the_airline_gate/

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Movie Review- J. Edgar

I'm usually not one for biopics. I mean, if I was really interested in getting the low-down on someone's life, I could just do a quick Wikipedia search and boom, just saved myself two hours and 10 bucks. J. Edgar's story, though not one I think about on a regular basis does some pretty interesting, but again, would I really want to see a movie on it? Well, I have yet to see a Clint Eastwood film I didn't like (the most recent was "Invictus", about the fall of apartheid in South Africa) and Leo Di Caprio ranks as one of my favorite actors (I mean, you gotta give credit where it is due, Blood Diamond and Departed anyone?). This, combined with a desire to keep my Dad's visiting post-doc, Charles, from killing himself as winter sets in, convinced me to make a trip to our local theater.

Well.....I liked the film. Like I said above, the story of J. Edgar Hoover and some of his exploits is pretty interesting to me, and, at least in Mr. Eastwood's hands, made for a good film premise. The acting is really solid. I of course didn't know this, but Hoover apparently had an overly formal and direct way of speaking, so much so that is was almost embarrassing to hear. De Caprio pulled this off quite well I thought, and I enjoyed watching him. Naomi Watts plays Hoover's long-time secretary (whom Hoover actually proposed to after only knowing her for a few days. She rejected him, to say the least, but at least took his calls for him for all those years). I have never really been convinced by her, but she did alright here. Judi Dench plays the man's mother, and if the intention was to portray her as a domineering, somewhat creepy lady, it worked. Two other performances I was pretty impressed by were Clyde Tolson, Hoover's deputy and (suspected) lover, played by Armie Hammer, who some of you will recognize as playing the Winkelvoss twins is the fantastic "Social Network". There was also a decent cameo by Jeff Donovan as Robert Kennedy.

So, alright, the acting from the main roles was good all-around, and the story of Hoover's kept my interest for the two hours plus change. Don't go into this one looking for mystery and intrigue, as it appears Charles (though he said overall he liked the film) was hoping for. I think the most interesting part of the film comes in the form of Hoover's involvement in the kidnapping of Charles Lindbergh's baby boy. Other than that, there really isn't a whole lot of action or mystery or anything like that, it is purely meant to tell of the exploits of the man who dominated law enforcement in this country for the better part of 50 years. The only complaint I would have is that this film bounces around WAY too much. It is told as a flash back, and I can go along with switching between past and present, but those parts themselves should be linear, here they weren't. One part of the past was portrayed, then another part that occurred BEFORE the previous part, made things a bit confusing, though overall not too bad.

J. Edgar doesn't offer anything sexy, its just a solid film with good acting, and makes for a decent biopic. Though, again credit where it is due, the make-up/costume crew did an awesome job here. De Caprio, Watts and Hammer all played the younger and older forms of their characters, which, let me tell you, were quite different in appearance. Hats off to the make-up folks. Anyway, let me compare it to a football (soccer) match won by your favorite team: They didn't turn on the style, score any astonishing goals, or contribute anything to the high-light reel, but won the game comfortably 2-0.

Verdict: I am going to say see it; in this case, the biopic is a good way to become familiar with one of America's more controversial figures. However, its really not worth catching on the big screen. Wait until a cold or rainy night and give it a rent. Grade: B+

If you liked this movie you might also like: Movies/audiotapes of your friends performing certain intimate acts that you can use to blackmail them later (I did say that Hoover was controversial, didn't I?)


Monday, November 14, 2011

Cape Town

It says it all in the title: I just booked for a trip to Cape Town next month, December 7 to the 17th. Suffice to say, I am chuffed. Hopefully you will be along for the ride.


Friday, November 11, 2011

Werner Herzog

Nice article/interview with the film-maker Werner Herzog about his new documentary "Into the Abyss" on Salon.com. I am hoping to see "Abyss", looks like an interesting film.

http://www.salon.com/2011/11/11/werner_herzog_death_row_inmates_understand_family_values_best/

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Movie Review- Killer Elite: Amateur Actors

I remember being semi-stoked when this movie hit theaters back in September. The trailer looked pretty sweet, and, its got Jason Statham in it.....what could be better? I'll tell you, Jason Statham AND Robert De Niro AND Clive Owen, all in the same film. Would any other movies made after this one even matter? Well, I got a chance to watch it this weekend, so I am here to give you the answer........

You can analyze this movie through two scopes: The first, as a film purist , or the "I just want to see people get shot and shit blown up" one. If you view all films with the first option in mind, you will probably end up self-immolating yourself after watching this one. The acting and the writing are really some of the worst that I have ever seen; the lines sounded like they were written by Rick Perry (ZING!). I don't expect much from Statham, but De Niro is obviously De Niro, and Clive Owen ain't half bad. Well, De Niro, who really wasn't in all that much of the film (Statham is in the lead role), sounded like he was reading his lines from a sheet of paper the whole time, and Owen's line were apparently ripped from "The Grand Encyclopedia of Cliches". I know these guys can do better, and I know you can't just make Oscar contenders all the time, but it is disappointing to see top actors take on what I call "paycheck roles". A film of this type should be reserved for Statham and his ilk, De Niro should stick to better stuff. Then again, he did make those "Meet the Parents" flicks.  The story, about a mercenary performing a big job for a client who is holding his partner hostage, is supposedly based upon a true story. The story in itself, if in fact true, is pretty neat, but was portrayed in the film somewhat confusingly, and some elements were not explained at all.

However, we didn't come here for the acting did we. Lets face it, this movie is quite the ride. Its virtually non-stop action from the very beginning, and I do have to give the choreographers credit, the action is well done, and some of the fight scenes pretty exhilarating. If you are taking this into account, the rest doesn't really matter a whole lot. It makes for a fun 2 hours, even if some of the lines are almost painful to listen to. Jason Statham really is not a very good actor (I'm sure I have said this before), but credit where credit is due, his stunts and action sequences are second to none. There are some good hand-to-hand scenes in this film, and even De Niro gets in on the action a few times. Its a pretty shitty piece of film making, but for the loads of action is carries, it certainly has entertainment value, and it gets the job done. I suppose you could argue that there are tons of action films to choose from, and that is true, but this one does have a somewhat unique story line to back it up at least.

Verdict: If you can stomach what amounts to some pretty awful acting, then its worth a look for the mindless fun/action. It is a good way to kill 2 hours on a cold, rainy night in upstate New York, that is for sure. I am actually gonna say see it. Grade: D- from an orthodox standpoint, but the action gets an A.

If you liked this movie you might also like: Google "Jason Statham movies". That should give you a solid start. 

Friday, November 4, 2011

Forgot to welcome November.......

Deepest apologies. I completely forgot about my monthly "Next Travel Destinations" list. The end of October was busy and distracting enough to pull me from my blogging duties. Official Four Corners' Shout-out Recipient Uncle Paul was visiting Istanbul, Turkey, (hopefully he will have some notes to post here, officially making him a Four Corners Correspondent), work was getting busy, and I got caught up in getting my Thailand trip sorted out. Pretty engrossing stuff, but I haven't completely forgotten, and here we go, with the (very late) October edition of the Four Corners Official Next Destinations List:

1. Japan- The entire country? Well, yeah. I know I have given billing to Japan on this list before, it is a great place, with lots to see, an interesting culture and fantastic people. I mention this specifically because of recent news. The Japanese government is offering to pay the air fare of 10,000 lucky applicants, in a bid to boost their travel industry after the tsunami/earthquake the country experienced in March. I am considering giving it a shot. Kobe, Osaka, and Hokkaido are just some of the cities I hope to touch upon. Here is the link for the story: http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/japan-to-give-away-10000-flights-to-kickstart-tourism-2369661.html

2. Angel Falls, Venezuela- I very much doubt people think of Venezuela has a great place to visit. The feeling is probably warranted, given that the capital city, Caracas, is the murder capital of the world. But outside of the urban areas, Venezuela is blessed with some stunning natural beauty, the most noteworthy being Angel Falls. Angel Falls is the tallest waterfall in the world, and looks to be quite a site. I wouldn't let the country's reputation turn you off, take the necessary precautions of course, but one of the world's natural wonders really shouldn't be missed. Here is some info to get you started:
http://wikitravel.org/en/Angel_Falls#b
http://www.angel-ecotours.com/adventure-travel-package-can1.html

3. Riga, Latvia- I gotta give the Baltic states some love here. They aren't your glamour European destinations, but here at the Four Corners we don't discriminate. Riga looks like a pretty neat place, with a historical center that is a UNESCO World Heritage Site. The only issue with Riga and other cities in the Baltics is they can be kind of hard to get to. You'll probably have to fly through Frankfurt or some other large airport to get there. I think it would be worth it though. The New York Times has a nice profile on the city: http://travel.nytimes.com/travel/guides/europe/latvia/riga/overview.html
Here is the Lonely Planet guide too: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/latvia

4. Algiers, Algeria- The white-washed capital of Algeria sits on the coast of the Mediterranean, which is a good start. What spurred to thinking about Algiers was a recent news article, actually. On November 1, the city opened up its metro line, after more than three decades of construction. As it were, this is only the second metro on the entire African continent, the Cairo metro previously being the only one. Anyway, Algiers doesn't look to have a TON to offer, but Lonely Planet sure makes it sound worth a shot: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/algeria/algiers. Only problem with Algeria is you need a visa. Here is the article on the metro, by the way: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-15532117

5. Kathmandu, Nepal- The capital of Nepal may not be for the faint of heart. It is not  dangerous or anything like that, but a western traveler could be in for some culture shock. Its a developing city with chaotic traffic, construction, and all kinds of hustle and bustle. To me though, that sounds fantastic. If Lonely Planet is to be believed, it is well worth a trip, as it has lots to see and do. I am placing it on my itinerary, will you? Here is some info: http://www.lonelyplanet.com/nepal/kathmandu
http://www.wordtravels.com/Cities/Nepal/Kathmandu

That concludes this edition. A couple of notes first: If any of my readers have been to or have lived in any of the places I include on these lists, let me know what you think!! Leave a comment. These of course are places I have never been, but come across in my readings that sound interesting, but are crowded out by Paris, Rome, Istanbul, London, etc. I can't speak from experience on them, so if you can, please, lets hear it.

I should be watching the film "Killer Elite" tonight. Be sure to swing by to see what I thought.

Lastly, I am hoping to plan some travel for next month. I haven't decided yet, but will be sure to let you know when I do.

Cheers.